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Andy Parsons: Healing the Nation

Due to the COVID-19 crisis, Andy Parsons: Healing the Nation has now been further postponed to 13 May 2021 (original date 13 Jun 2020). Original tickets can be exchanged for the new date or returned.

Tour extended due to popular demand!

"It was 24th June 2016 and I found myself contemplating a supermarket meal deal. I only wanted a sandwich and I only needed a sandwich but given that I could get a snack and a drink for only 5p more it seemed financially irresponsible not to...

I had spent so long pondering the EU Referendum result from the day before that I was now in a massive rush.  The lad on the till scanned the first two items no problem but the third item he couldn't get to scan at all.

I thought this is going to be a nightmare – there was a queue building up and he looked like he was going to call the supervisor. Then to his credit, he tried to scan it one more time, it wouldn’t scan – so he went ‘bip’ himself and chucked it through. And it was at that moment I thought 'oh we’ll be alright as a country we will'. 

And we will be alright. Trust me. I’m not a politician."

As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Q.I. etc. - and repeated on Dave.

"Cracking adlibbing…a joke-rich rallying call for a better Britain"

The Guardian

"Coruscating live performer specialising in lacerating topical gags"

The Independent